1 00:00:06,094 --> 00:00:08,680 "The next morning, Ginger returned to that edge, 2 00:00:08,764 --> 00:00:11,683 "waiting, hay gnashing between her teeth. 3 00:00:11,767 --> 00:00:13,435 "As she raised the gun, she measured the weight 4 00:00:13,519 --> 00:00:16,688 of her heavy body against the promise of a final end." 5 00:00:21,652 --> 00:00:25,739 Okay, so your story was in the style of Sylvia Plath, 6 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:27,533 and it was about... 7 00:00:28,659 --> 00:00:29,618 Suicidal horses. 8 00:00:29,701 --> 00:00:31,495 They were horses! 9 00:00:31,578 --> 00:00:33,497 That explains so much. 10 00:00:33,580 --> 00:00:38,627 Okay, I was a little thrown off because Ginger had the gun. 11 00:00:39,628 --> 00:00:42,756 And Piper worked at the travel agency. 12 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:45,008 -Right. -Great. Nice work, Maya. 13 00:00:45,092 --> 00:00:47,219 We are done for today. Good. 14 00:00:47,302 --> 00:00:49,096 -That was fun. -Good shit, Grg. 15 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,306 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Spooner, is that my watch? 16 00:00:51,390 --> 00:00:53,392 Yeah, you gave it to me the other night 17 00:00:53,475 --> 00:00:54,977 when we were partying, and I taught you how to reset 18 00:00:55,060 --> 00:00:56,687 your phone's ringtone to something cool. 19 00:00:56,770 --> 00:00:58,730 There is no way I would have given you that watch. 20 00:01:00,274 --> 00:01:02,025 That's Spooner's watch. 21 00:01:02,109 --> 00:01:03,986 So, I'm giving it to Spooner right now. 22 00:01:05,070 --> 00:01:08,657 Let's get some beers. Yay-yuh! 23 00:01:08,740 --> 00:01:09,866 I still want it back. 24 00:01:09,950 --> 00:01:12,327 -Oh. -Hey, did you see Tommy today? 25 00:01:12,411 --> 00:01:13,579 No, I didn't. 26 00:01:13,662 --> 00:01:14,830 Thank you. 27 00:01:14,913 --> 00:01:16,707 I didn't hate class today, Mr. Russo. 28 00:01:16,790 --> 00:01:18,750 Oh, thank you, Ronni, that's very kind-- 29 00:01:18,834 --> 00:01:21,503 -Now, she's gone. -She's right. I peep a new swag. 30 00:01:21,587 --> 00:01:23,380 Well, got a solid eight hours last night. 31 00:01:23,463 --> 00:01:24,631 Well, you don't have to be shy. 32 00:01:24,715 --> 00:01:26,508 You either got something or you gave something. 33 00:01:26,592 --> 00:01:30,387 I wasn't getting or giving. Just sleeping. 34 00:01:30,470 --> 00:01:33,014 -Well, keep it up, shawty. -Okay, Eva. Bye. 35 00:01:36,018 --> 00:01:37,561 Rooster! 36 00:01:37,644 --> 00:01:38,978 Tommy! You weren't in class. 37 00:01:39,062 --> 00:01:41,106 Yeah, sorry, I had an emergency. 38 00:01:41,189 --> 00:01:42,357 Oh. What's going on? 39 00:01:42,441 --> 00:01:44,443 Didn't think you'd ask a follow-up. 40 00:01:44,526 --> 00:01:46,612 -Learn to lie, young man. -Okay. 41 00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:51,575 Madam. 42 00:01:51,657 --> 00:01:54,578 I thought you'd enjoy a hot cup au chocolát. 43 00:01:54,661 --> 00:01:56,788 Are you insane? We're at work. 44 00:01:56,871 --> 00:01:59,541 Why not just get a neon sign that says, "Cristle put her finger in my butt." 45 00:01:59,625 --> 00:02:01,627 -That was your finger? -Greg, join us. 46 00:02:01,710 --> 00:02:03,920 Take it. Say they're both yours. 47 00:02:05,714 --> 00:02:06,798 Go. 48 00:02:07,507 --> 00:02:09,175 These are both mine. 49 00:02:09,258 --> 00:02:11,428 Okay. Quick question about your former spouse. 50 00:02:11,511 --> 00:02:13,555 How would you introduce Elizabeth? 51 00:02:14,306 --> 00:02:17,559 Ah, well, she definitely doesn't like it when I call her "my ex," 52 00:02:17,643 --> 00:02:20,604 but "my former wife" sounds like I killed her, 53 00:02:20,687 --> 00:02:23,065 so I usually just go with Beth. 54 00:02:23,148 --> 00:02:24,441 Nice podcast, Greg. 55 00:02:24,524 --> 00:02:26,276 I just meant, how should I introduce her tomorrow? 56 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:29,404 We're planning the dedication ceremony for the Elizabeth Stoddard Student Center, 57 00:02:29,488 --> 00:02:30,906 which apparently is a part of my job. 58 00:02:30,989 --> 00:02:32,616 -Mm. -Moving down my list, 59 00:02:32,699 --> 00:02:36,495 would you say that Elizabeth is a relentlessly aggressive predator 60 00:02:36,578 --> 00:02:38,705 who will stop at nothing to get what she wants? 61 00:02:38,789 --> 00:02:40,582 That can't be on the list. 62 00:02:40,666 --> 00:02:42,042 He thinks she's coming for his job. 63 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:44,336 Oh, she would make a great college president! 64 00:02:44,419 --> 00:02:45,754 Hello? 65 00:02:45,837 --> 00:02:48,090 Nope, not this college. 66 00:02:48,173 --> 00:02:51,551 Her name should be on the student center. She raised all the money. 67 00:02:51,635 --> 00:02:53,553 But this Green Initiative of hers... 68 00:02:53,637 --> 00:02:56,181 Now, the lights go off in every academic building 69 00:02:56,264 --> 00:02:58,934 automatically at 7 p.m.? What are we, Quakers? 70 00:02:59,559 --> 00:03:00,894 Is that something they do? 71 00:03:01,895 --> 00:03:04,106 Look, if Beth wanted your job, I wouldn't know. 72 00:03:04,189 --> 00:03:06,525 Since our split, we really haven't been in contact. 73 00:03:06,608 --> 00:03:08,735 So, she made it impossible to be close? 74 00:03:10,654 --> 00:03:12,739 You made it impossible to stay close. 75 00:03:12,823 --> 00:03:15,283 Let's not do the microexpression, please. 76 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:17,035 And if you must know, yeah. 77 00:03:17,119 --> 00:03:20,080 I think that Beth tried to keep it civil 78 00:03:20,163 --> 00:03:22,833 so we could continue to hang out as a family. 79 00:03:22,916 --> 00:03:24,751 -But I couldn't do it. -Why? 80 00:03:25,544 --> 00:03:27,003 -A number of reasons. -Name them. 81 00:03:27,087 --> 00:03:28,922 -He doesn't wanna name 'em. -Don't talk for Greg. 82 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:30,257 I don't want to name 'em. 83 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:31,967 Fair enough. 84 00:03:33,009 --> 00:03:34,469 Ah, one down. 85 00:03:35,637 --> 00:03:36,888 Wow, two hot chocolates. 86 00:03:36,971 --> 00:03:38,890 -Yeah. -What are you hiding? 87 00:03:44,771 --> 00:03:45,939 So weird. 88 00:04:16,553 --> 00:04:18,430 Why did you drag that lame picture 89 00:04:18,512 --> 00:04:20,390 -all the way from Florida? -I don't know. 90 00:04:20,474 --> 00:04:22,476 Just makes me happy when I look at it. 91 00:04:22,559 --> 00:04:24,144 Well, as an art historian, 92 00:04:24,227 --> 00:04:27,105 if you paid more than $10 for that, you got ripped off. 93 00:04:27,189 --> 00:04:29,524 Ouch. Your mom is coming this weekend. 94 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:32,068 I will keep her entertained. You don't even have to see her. 95 00:04:32,152 --> 00:04:36,323 Actually, I was thinking that it might be fun for the three of us to hang out. 96 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:37,532 Really? 97 00:04:37,616 --> 00:04:39,743 -Mm-hmm. -I mean, the last few times 98 00:04:39,826 --> 00:04:41,828 I've seen you guys together since the split 99 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:43,330 have not been super smooth. 100 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,457 -I know, I know, I know. -And no judgment. 101 00:04:45,539 --> 00:04:47,167 Well, there shouldn't be judgment. 102 00:04:47,250 --> 00:04:50,462 You burned down your house, and I just said mean things to my ex. 103 00:04:50,545 --> 00:04:51,755 Wow. 104 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:52,923 I think I might be ready. 105 00:04:53,006 --> 00:04:54,424 Then you should go for it. 106 00:04:54,508 --> 00:04:57,260 I'm trying to figure out a way to broach the topic with your mom. 107 00:04:57,344 --> 00:04:59,137 How do you spell "whazzup"? 108 00:04:59,221 --> 00:05:01,640 -Jesus Christ, give me that. -Okay. 109 00:05:01,723 --> 00:05:03,350 Before you send anything, run it by me first. 110 00:05:03,433 --> 00:05:04,684 -Yeah. -Whoa, whoa, don't call-- 111 00:05:04,768 --> 00:05:05,894 Hi, Mom, it's me, 112 00:05:05,977 --> 00:05:07,312 -on Dad's phone. -Oh, come on... 113 00:05:07,771 --> 00:05:09,105 I was just thinking, 114 00:05:09,189 --> 00:05:11,566 I think you should stay at his house this weekend. 115 00:05:11,650 --> 00:05:13,902 -What are you doing? Don't-- -No, I know. 116 00:05:16,279 --> 00:05:17,531 He is like that. 117 00:05:17,614 --> 00:05:19,699 No, the room isn't available. Don't. 118 00:05:19,783 --> 00:05:22,202 -Just hang it up. -She wants to talk to you. 119 00:05:22,285 --> 00:05:23,370 Be cool. 120 00:05:25,789 --> 00:05:27,541 -Whazzup?! -No. 121 00:05:27,624 --> 00:05:29,960 Hi. Yeah. 122 00:05:31,253 --> 00:05:33,505 Yes, I think I can not be weird. 123 00:05:33,587 --> 00:05:34,548 Okay. 124 00:05:34,631 --> 00:05:35,632 Bye. 125 00:05:36,049 --> 00:05:38,552 Well, not if I see you first. That-- No. 126 00:05:38,635 --> 00:05:39,636 Bye. 127 00:05:44,140 --> 00:05:46,101 Whazzup? 128 00:05:46,184 --> 00:05:48,144 And although Stalin and Lenin 129 00:05:48,228 --> 00:05:50,063 both had different approaches to governing, 130 00:05:50,146 --> 00:05:52,023 they did still share the same tomb. 131 00:05:52,107 --> 00:05:54,234 Now, that's an odd couple comedy that I'd pay to see. 132 00:05:57,070 --> 00:05:58,738 Professor Bates, can I have a word? 133 00:05:58,822 --> 00:06:00,407 -Oh. -Of course. 134 00:06:00,490 --> 00:06:01,449 We were just wrapping up, anyway. 135 00:06:02,158 --> 00:06:03,410 Spokoynoy nochi, everybody. 136 00:06:03,493 --> 00:06:05,579 Spokoynoy nochi. 137 00:06:08,373 --> 00:06:09,624 -After you. -Thank you. 138 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:10,709 Mm-hmm. 139 00:06:12,752 --> 00:06:15,463 You need to stop sending me eggplant emojis. 140 00:06:16,631 --> 00:06:18,216 Oh, you mean aubergines? 141 00:06:18,300 --> 00:06:20,760 What? I didn't even put the little water drops afterwards. 142 00:06:20,844 --> 00:06:23,597 -'Cause I'm a gentleman. -We are never having sex again. 143 00:06:23,680 --> 00:06:25,724 Agreed. Because we didn't have sex. 144 00:06:25,807 --> 00:06:27,601 -We made love. -Gross. 145 00:06:27,684 --> 00:06:30,061 Oh, for fuck's sake! This shit again? 146 00:06:30,145 --> 00:06:32,063 These are everywhere. Do you know who's doing this? 147 00:06:32,147 --> 00:06:34,441 I don't, I wish I did. Then I would thank them. 148 00:06:34,524 --> 00:06:37,861 'Cause it's like a little sign telling me to stay away. 149 00:06:39,988 --> 00:06:43,074 The one good thing that came from us sleeping together 150 00:06:43,158 --> 00:06:44,993 is that I have clarity. 151 00:06:46,161 --> 00:06:48,914 I'm sorry if what I'm about to say makes you sad, 152 00:06:48,997 --> 00:06:51,625 but when we were together, I felt nothing. 153 00:06:52,751 --> 00:06:54,252 -Oh. -Yeah. 154 00:06:56,004 --> 00:06:57,505 I'm over you. 155 00:07:11,686 --> 00:07:14,147 -Pants off. -Okay. Just me? 156 00:07:22,364 --> 00:07:25,116 Elizabeth Stoddard is a philanthropist, 157 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:31,039 a pioneer in corporate gender equality, and an accomplished CEO. 158 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:33,959 Or should I say She-E-O? 159 00:07:34,042 --> 00:07:35,961 Oof. 160 00:07:36,044 --> 00:07:38,505 My wife wrote that. She's not here. 161 00:07:38,587 --> 00:07:42,884 We're so glad that Beth could join us for one day, and one day only. 162 00:07:42,968 --> 00:07:46,346 Without further ado, Elizabeth Stoddard, class of '89. 163 00:07:50,475 --> 00:07:52,560 Thank you so much, President Mann, 164 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,312 for those kind words. 165 00:07:54,396 --> 00:07:58,233 And thank you all for being here to welcome me, I guess, 166 00:07:58,316 --> 00:08:01,611 to my student center? Crazy, right? 167 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:04,280 I kinda thought my name would be bigger. 168 00:08:04,364 --> 00:08:05,532 Who do I talk to about that? 169 00:08:05,615 --> 00:08:06,950 I forgot how good she is at this. 170 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:08,368 Dad, I'm right here. You're screaming. 171 00:08:08,451 --> 00:08:10,870 -How am I screaming? -Stop. 172 00:08:10,954 --> 00:08:16,835 Which is why I am really looking forward to being on campus much more frequently, 173 00:08:16,918 --> 00:08:18,461 -so that I can help lead our university... -What the-- 174 00:08:18,545 --> 00:08:19,837 -People can see you. -...toward the future. 175 00:08:19,921 --> 00:08:22,048 With the Green Initiative, Ludlow is on track 176 00:08:22,132 --> 00:08:26,094 to be the first ever passive-energy campus in all of New England. 177 00:08:26,177 --> 00:08:27,887 It's very excit-- 178 00:08:30,306 --> 00:08:33,268 Come on. Turn that off. 179 00:08:33,351 --> 00:08:34,686 -I'll wait. -So disrespectful-- 180 00:08:34,769 --> 00:08:35,770 It's your phone. 181 00:08:36,730 --> 00:08:39,649 It's your phone. Get your phone out! 182 00:08:39,732 --> 00:08:42,027 -Oh, shit, it's my phone. -It's your phone. 183 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:45,572 Okay, I got it. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 184 00:08:45,655 --> 00:08:46,990 Student changed my ringtone. 185 00:08:47,574 --> 00:08:50,827 So, as I was saying, when we considered redesign-- 186 00:08:50,910 --> 00:08:53,163 -Holy mackerel. -Oh, my God. 187 00:08:53,246 --> 00:08:54,789 Turned it off. 188 00:08:54,873 --> 00:08:56,166 -Great. -Go for it. 189 00:08:59,544 --> 00:09:02,005 It's just so nostalgic being here. 190 00:09:03,173 --> 00:09:08,219 Have you ever gotten high and gone skinny dipping in Cabot Fountain? 191 00:09:08,303 --> 00:09:09,345 What? No. 192 00:09:10,263 --> 00:09:11,890 -Me neither. -Maybe we could do it 193 00:09:11,973 --> 00:09:13,892 together as a family. 194 00:09:13,975 --> 00:09:15,685 Hey, Rooster! What up, bro? 195 00:09:15,769 --> 00:09:17,771 Hey, Pig Guy! 196 00:09:17,854 --> 00:09:20,273 Oh, tell Spooner he needs to change my ringtone back. 197 00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:21,483 Ah, I got you. 198 00:09:22,609 --> 00:09:24,319 His nickname is Pig Guy? 199 00:09:24,402 --> 00:09:27,197 -No, it's much worse. -The kids call you Rooster? 200 00:09:27,280 --> 00:09:30,200 Yeah, some of the kids think I'm kind of like my character. 201 00:09:31,117 --> 00:09:32,619 No way. That's hysterical! 202 00:09:32,702 --> 00:09:34,162 I don't think it's that hysterical. 203 00:09:34,245 --> 00:09:37,415 Mom, brace yourself, but Dad's kinda hot shit around here. 204 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,167 -Stop it! -Seriously! 205 00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:41,336 The other day, I'm pretty sure I caught him on a walk of shame. 206 00:09:41,419 --> 00:09:42,420 -Oh. -What? 207 00:09:42,504 --> 00:09:43,670 -Tell me everything. -No, no, no, no, 208 00:09:43,755 --> 00:09:44,714 we're not gonna talk about that. 209 00:09:44,798 --> 00:09:45,882 Notice how he's not denying it? 210 00:09:45,965 --> 00:09:47,884 Mm-hmm, and also, see how he's blushing. 211 00:09:48,718 --> 00:09:49,594 No. 212 00:09:50,178 --> 00:09:51,763 I gotta go teach Yonic Modernism. 213 00:09:51,846 --> 00:09:53,848 I gotta go meet with Walt so he can drag me around 214 00:09:53,932 --> 00:09:55,558 -to the trustees. -Wait a second. 215 00:09:55,642 --> 00:09:57,936 We have to have a little family fun night, yes? 216 00:09:58,019 --> 00:10:00,563 -My schedule is packed. -Oh, Mom, come on. 217 00:10:00,647 --> 00:10:02,273 I will let you tell me about hairstyles that don't suit me 218 00:10:02,357 --> 00:10:03,525 because of the shape of my face. 219 00:10:03,608 --> 00:10:05,819 -Not a bob. Never forget. -Sure. 220 00:10:05,902 --> 00:10:07,821 I'm not letting go until you say yes. 221 00:10:07,904 --> 00:10:09,572 -Sure. -Yes! 222 00:10:09,656 --> 00:10:12,742 -Cool. Cool. -That was too big a reaction. 223 00:10:12,826 --> 00:10:14,494 -I am sorry. -Okay, bye. 224 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,080 -Wanna walk me to Walt's? -Sure. 225 00:10:19,040 --> 00:10:21,543 -Hello, Mo. -Ah, you're home! 226 00:10:21,626 --> 00:10:23,336 Shoes off, Prince Harry. 227 00:10:24,546 --> 00:10:26,923 Christ, it's not a fucking dojo, is it? 228 00:10:27,006 --> 00:10:31,219 How was it? I wanna hear every detail. I mean, the Big Apple. Wow, never been. 229 00:10:31,302 --> 00:10:33,263 Sorry, you've never been to New York? That seems impossible. 230 00:10:33,346 --> 00:10:35,473 That seems anti-Semitic. 231 00:10:35,557 --> 00:10:37,308 How was the interviews? 232 00:10:37,392 --> 00:10:39,394 Oh, yes. How were the interviews? 233 00:10:39,477 --> 00:10:42,063 A whole car ride, nothing came up? What did you talk about? 234 00:10:42,147 --> 00:10:43,815 Talked mostly about his book. 235 00:10:43,898 --> 00:10:44,983 But honestly, 236 00:10:45,066 --> 00:10:46,401 -I think I nailed 'em. -Yes! 237 00:10:46,484 --> 00:10:48,027 -I was in the zone. -Nice! 238 00:10:48,111 --> 00:10:50,572 I was actually in the zone myself this weekend, writing. 239 00:10:50,655 --> 00:10:52,991 We already moved back to you? 240 00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:55,451 It's called a conversation, Mo. Sort of ebbs back and forth. 241 00:10:55,535 --> 00:10:57,203 -Does it? -Yes, it does. 242 00:10:57,954 --> 00:11:00,373 Do you wanna come help me unpack? 243 00:11:01,583 --> 00:11:02,792 "Unpack" means sex. 244 00:11:03,585 --> 00:11:05,670 I probably would have got that one, yeah. 245 00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:08,882 I have office hours in like 20 minutes, so... 246 00:11:08,965 --> 00:11:10,758 I'll be back before you know it, okay? 247 00:11:10,842 --> 00:11:12,802 -Alright. -No. Yeah, totally get it. 248 00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:14,012 Yeah, okay. 249 00:11:15,847 --> 00:11:18,266 Are your feet bigger than when you came in? 250 00:11:18,349 --> 00:11:20,393 Okay, alright. Cheers, then. 251 00:11:20,476 --> 00:11:21,561 Fucking shit. 252 00:11:23,396 --> 00:11:24,314 Bye. 253 00:11:25,356 --> 00:11:26,941 He'll be gone at least an hour. 254 00:11:27,025 --> 00:11:28,776 That's more than enough time for us to change the locks, 255 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,069 have him out of our lives forever. 256 00:11:30,153 --> 00:11:31,321 I'm begging you. 257 00:11:31,404 --> 00:11:33,156 I would still have to see him on campus. 258 00:11:34,490 --> 00:11:35,325 Come here. 259 00:11:37,410 --> 00:11:38,828 Fuck that guy. 260 00:11:38,912 --> 00:11:41,748 Yes, fuck that guy. Yes! 261 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:43,583 -There they are. -Ah. 262 00:11:43,666 --> 00:11:46,002 -Elizabeth, great to see you. -Sir, nice to see you. 263 00:11:46,085 --> 00:11:48,087 -Won't you come in? -Thank you. Excuse me. 264 00:11:48,170 --> 00:11:49,964 First, sign here. 265 00:11:51,090 --> 00:11:52,050 -Uh-huh. -'Kay. 266 00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:54,969 Mr. Russo, before you go, I need a signature from you as well. 267 00:11:55,053 --> 00:11:56,095 Okay. 268 00:11:56,846 --> 00:11:59,349 Holy moly. 269 00:11:59,432 --> 00:12:01,851 Just a form saying you'll be more professional at work. 270 00:12:01,935 --> 00:12:03,853 -Ah! Mm. -Initial here. 271 00:12:03,937 --> 00:12:05,021 -Here? -Mm-hmm. 272 00:12:05,104 --> 00:12:06,189 This one? 273 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,399 And here. 274 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:09,859 -Oh, thank you. -Thank you. 275 00:12:11,653 --> 00:12:13,321 Dylan Shepard, Dean of Faculty. 276 00:12:13,404 --> 00:12:15,406 -Dean of Faculty? -Mm-hmm. 277 00:12:15,490 --> 00:12:17,659 -Great. -Well, just temporary. 278 00:12:17,742 --> 00:12:20,161 Unless Riggs has to be unplugged or something. 279 00:12:20,245 --> 00:12:21,663 Wouldn't that be tragic? 280 00:12:21,746 --> 00:12:23,456 Well, it is nice to see a woman 281 00:12:23,539 --> 00:12:26,501 in a position of power at this school. 282 00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:30,004 In fact, wouldn't it be great to have a woman in this office, someday? 283 00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,007 Absolutely. 284 00:12:33,091 --> 00:12:36,469 Elizabeth, Dylan will have to be your escort this afternoon. 285 00:12:36,552 --> 00:12:38,429 I'll be dealing with our hockey coach 286 00:12:38,513 --> 00:12:42,058 who is struggling through some alcohol issues. 287 00:12:42,684 --> 00:12:45,061 Actually, he just switched to Michelob Ultra, 288 00:12:45,144 --> 00:12:47,647 which we're choosing to believe is a terrific sign. 289 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:49,482 Someone should still probably keep an eye on him. 290 00:12:49,565 --> 00:12:51,317 -Not it. -Oh, Greg. 291 00:12:52,068 --> 00:12:53,695 -What? -Could help Coach? 292 00:12:53,778 --> 00:12:55,613 -Oh. -He was a minor league hockey player... 293 00:12:55,697 --> 00:12:57,740 -Bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap. -...when we first met. 294 00:12:57,824 --> 00:12:59,075 Oh. 295 00:12:59,158 --> 00:13:00,535 Isn't that interesting? 296 00:13:00,618 --> 00:13:04,372 Because Greg told me that he did not like hockey. 297 00:13:04,455 --> 00:13:06,541 I said it's not my thing. 298 00:13:06,624 --> 00:13:08,751 What I forgot to say was "anymore." 299 00:13:09,711 --> 00:13:12,672 I used to like hockey. Now, I don't. 300 00:13:12,755 --> 00:13:13,756 I saw you at a game. 301 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,758 You don't need to weigh in here. 302 00:13:17,385 --> 00:13:18,219 Okay. 303 00:13:18,761 --> 00:13:21,347 Yes, I should have said that I like hockey. 304 00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:23,766 But I didn't because 305 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:27,645 I'm a little bit of an introvert. And a liar. 306 00:13:27,729 --> 00:13:30,106 Well, we could definitely use your help. 307 00:13:31,691 --> 00:13:33,318 I... 308 00:13:34,444 --> 00:13:36,070 You always used to do this. 309 00:13:36,154 --> 00:13:37,697 -Come on. -Stop. 310 00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:42,327 Ah, alright, yes. Fine, I will help. 311 00:13:42,410 --> 00:13:43,911 -Great, settled. -Great. 312 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:45,330 -We should get going. -Let's get going! 313 00:13:45,413 --> 00:13:47,832 -Alright. -I will see you later at the house. 314 00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:49,208 I will see you later, Coach. 315 00:13:49,292 --> 00:13:50,752 Oh. 316 00:13:52,462 --> 00:13:53,420 What? 317 00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:55,631 I'm going to go and get myself some lunch. 318 00:13:56,507 --> 00:13:57,967 It's only like 10:30. 319 00:13:58,051 --> 00:13:59,844 Betrayal makes me hungry, Greg. 320 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:01,846 Alright. 321 00:14:16,319 --> 00:14:18,237 Wait! You there. 322 00:14:18,321 --> 00:14:19,447 Halt! 323 00:14:24,243 --> 00:14:25,161 Hey, hey! 324 00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:31,626 Somebody stop them! 325 00:14:59,946 --> 00:15:01,322 No. 326 00:15:03,199 --> 00:15:06,494 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 327 00:15:06,577 --> 00:15:09,122 Hi. I'm Sunny. 328 00:15:09,205 --> 00:15:10,206 Right. 329 00:15:11,207 --> 00:15:12,875 Don't I know you from fucking my husband? 330 00:15:13,876 --> 00:15:15,128 -Yes. -Oh. 331 00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,713 I wanted to apologize for that. 332 00:15:18,464 --> 00:15:21,342 Well, you did it. Problem solved. 333 00:15:22,593 --> 00:15:24,846 I think what happened is I never saw you as a real person. 334 00:15:24,929 --> 00:15:26,389 Oh, good, there's more. 335 00:15:26,472 --> 00:15:31,227 You were this abstract idea from another time in Archie's life. 336 00:15:31,310 --> 00:15:33,438 Obviously, he still has feelings for you. 337 00:15:34,272 --> 00:15:35,356 How could he not? 338 00:15:36,482 --> 00:15:38,860 I'm sure you don't completely know how you feel about him. 339 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:41,070 All I know is I fucked up your life 340 00:15:41,154 --> 00:15:42,905 and blew up every plan I had for my own. 341 00:15:44,907 --> 00:15:46,534 And there's only myself to blame for that. 342 00:15:48,453 --> 00:15:50,288 Well, you should also blame him a little. 343 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:52,665 I do. 344 00:15:53,958 --> 00:15:55,084 Thanks for your time. 345 00:15:58,004 --> 00:15:59,547 How are you? 346 00:16:00,965 --> 00:16:02,425 I mean, with the whole... 347 00:16:03,885 --> 00:16:05,595 How are you feeling? 348 00:16:05,678 --> 00:16:09,056 So far, scared mostly. 349 00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:12,643 But we'll see, you know? 350 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:19,192 What the fuck? 351 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:21,986 I didn't want The Review to go online. 352 00:16:22,069 --> 00:16:25,364 You can do this. Get The Review back. 353 00:16:25,448 --> 00:16:26,949 You're the Dean of Faculty. 354 00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:28,576 -Embrace your power. -Cheese plate! 355 00:16:28,659 --> 00:16:29,952 -Comin' in hot. -Ooh! 356 00:16:30,036 --> 00:16:31,996 Of course, it has more nuts than cheese. 357 00:16:32,872 --> 00:16:34,457 His diet is primarily nuts. 358 00:16:34,540 --> 00:16:35,875 -Oh, he's a squirrel. -I like nuts. 359 00:16:35,958 --> 00:16:37,543 But I also like hot chocolate. 360 00:16:37,627 --> 00:16:38,711 How did you drink both of those? 361 00:16:38,794 --> 00:16:39,754 Yeah, that was too much. 362 00:16:39,879 --> 00:16:41,088 That's too much crunch, too much sweet. 363 00:16:41,172 --> 00:16:42,423 -You gonna get sick. -No, no. Oh! 364 00:16:42,507 --> 00:16:44,050 Hey! Are you-- Is-- 365 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,843 -Was it you two? Is this... -What now? 366 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,595 -Oh, no, no, no. -Hm? 367 00:16:47,678 --> 00:16:49,222 Apparently, he had a one-nighter, so... 368 00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:52,600 Oh. It wasn't me. 369 00:16:52,683 --> 00:16:54,644 I'm seeing somebody, and he's great, 370 00:16:54,727 --> 00:16:57,188 but boring, and a bad kisser, and I hate him, but wait. 371 00:16:57,271 --> 00:16:59,273 Who are you sleeping with? 372 00:16:59,357 --> 00:17:00,525 You know... 373 00:17:00,608 --> 00:17:01,943 if you get a cracker 374 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:04,612 that's big enough, you can put a piece of cheese, 375 00:17:04,695 --> 00:17:06,613 a fig, and a nut on it. 376 00:17:06,697 --> 00:17:09,659 Oh, shoot, Katie's upset about something. She wants me to come talk to her. 377 00:17:09,742 --> 00:17:11,326 You can just talk to her when she gets here. 378 00:17:11,410 --> 00:17:13,496 I don't think she's coming here. 379 00:17:13,579 --> 00:17:16,165 Okay, hold on, hold on. Alright, alright, alright. 380 00:17:16,248 --> 00:17:18,084 Alright, let's just be calm. 381 00:17:18,167 --> 00:17:19,627 Could you text her back, please, and tell her 382 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,629 that she made a commitment to come here, 383 00:17:21,712 --> 00:17:23,506 and that Dylan is excited about playing games? 384 00:17:23,589 --> 00:17:25,424 Wait, this is a game night? Oh, sh... 385 00:17:25,507 --> 00:17:27,802 -I hate games. -No, be calm, please. 386 00:17:27,885 --> 00:17:29,887 -Uh-oh. -Could we just be calm, please? 387 00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,347 Greg, everybody's calm. 388 00:17:31,430 --> 00:17:32,598 -Okay? -Okay. 389 00:17:32,682 --> 00:17:34,100 See, he gets an idea in his head, 390 00:17:34,183 --> 00:17:36,394 and if it doesn't happen exactly the way he imagines it, 391 00:17:36,477 --> 00:17:37,812 he starts to kind of freak out. 392 00:17:37,895 --> 00:17:40,439 I am not freaking out. 393 00:17:40,523 --> 00:17:42,358 Yeah, that's not your regular voice. 394 00:17:42,441 --> 00:17:44,527 And when he starts to, like, slow it way down, 395 00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:45,861 you are fucked. 396 00:17:45,945 --> 00:17:47,905 And I would appreciate it... 397 00:17:47,989 --> 00:17:50,658 -We're fucked. -...if the two of you did not... 398 00:17:50,741 --> 00:17:53,411 -He's doing it! -...gang up on me. 399 00:17:53,494 --> 00:17:54,453 -No games. No games. -I'm so scared. 400 00:17:54,537 --> 00:17:55,955 -Stop it. Stop it. -It's terrifying! 401 00:17:56,038 --> 00:17:57,331 -We stopped it. -Stop it, please. 402 00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:58,874 Okay. All I can say is, 403 00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:00,543 I'm really glad that he found you. 404 00:18:00,626 --> 00:18:01,877 As a friend. 405 00:18:01,961 --> 00:18:03,796 When we were married, he had, like, two friends. 406 00:18:03,879 --> 00:18:06,799 Well, I only had one at the end 'cause you slept with the other one. 407 00:18:15,141 --> 00:18:17,476 Beth, would you care-- Do you want a fig? 408 00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:18,686 I don't want that. 409 00:18:19,687 --> 00:18:21,606 God, I appreciate you making the time, Walt, 410 00:18:21,689 --> 00:18:24,066 but this heat is just unbearable. 411 00:18:24,150 --> 00:18:25,526 It's supposed to be uncomfortable. 412 00:18:25,610 --> 00:18:27,612 We do hard things to make ourselves stronger. 413 00:18:27,695 --> 00:18:29,947 I mean, look at those abs. 414 00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,450 What do you do, a couple hundred crunches a day for those things? 415 00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,994 No, I'm not really keen on any kind of exercise, truth be told. 416 00:18:35,077 --> 00:18:37,913 I am resisting the urge to strike you right now. 417 00:18:37,997 --> 00:18:40,666 Hey, listen, this "for Katie" thing-- 418 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,335 How did Sunny's interviews go? 419 00:18:44,503 --> 00:18:46,505 Yeah, she said fine, I think. 420 00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:49,216 And you didn't dig any deeper than that, I suppose? 421 00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:51,844 That's a lucky girl. 422 00:18:51,927 --> 00:18:54,472 To be clear, you're upset 423 00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,807 because your precious little car got painted again? 424 00:18:56,891 --> 00:18:59,101 No, it was my dry erase board this time. 425 00:18:59,185 --> 00:19:00,311 Huh! 426 00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:04,148 Someone's trying to get under your skin, and it's fizzling out, Archie. 427 00:19:04,231 --> 00:19:06,651 And it won't continue unless you put gasoline on the fire. 428 00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:08,486 And let me tell you something, you're gonna be tempted to 429 00:19:08,569 --> 00:19:10,154 -because you're a weak, vain man. -Hey. 430 00:19:10,237 --> 00:19:12,114 I am not weak. 431 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,992 Resist the urge. 432 00:19:16,911 --> 00:19:18,537 I hear you. 433 00:19:20,081 --> 00:19:20,998 Do you eat bread? 434 00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:23,334 Pasta, too, yeah. 435 00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:27,046 Quite into lasagna at the minute, but I would never say no to a gnocchi. 436 00:19:27,129 --> 00:19:28,756 Risotto. Ravioli. 437 00:19:28,839 --> 00:19:30,925 Get out. Just get out. 438 00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:34,845 Elizabeth, come on! 439 00:19:34,929 --> 00:19:36,263 -Wh... -Come on. 440 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:37,723 -What? -We were just razzing each other. 441 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:39,809 You were razzing me, I was razzing you. 442 00:19:39,892 --> 00:19:42,311 It's me, Mr. Razzles. 443 00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:44,647 You wanna be mad at me forever, be mad at me forever. 444 00:19:44,730 --> 00:19:46,607 But things weren't great when I blew us up. 445 00:19:46,691 --> 00:19:48,234 And I take responsibility for that. 446 00:19:48,317 --> 00:19:51,737 And I also feel terrible that you were so lonely. 447 00:19:51,821 --> 00:19:54,281 But I have a big life and a career. 448 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:57,326 And it's not like I was just gonna give that up 449 00:19:57,410 --> 00:19:59,995 so that we could stare into each other's eyes all day. 450 00:20:01,163 --> 00:20:02,957 I'm sorry if you were my best friend. 451 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:04,333 -Oh, come on, not-- No. -No. 452 00:20:04,417 --> 00:20:05,376 -Don't do that. -Oh, damn it! 453 00:20:05,459 --> 00:20:06,585 No, no, no, no, I... 454 00:20:07,378 --> 00:20:10,172 I didn't wanna rehash this this weekend. 455 00:20:10,256 --> 00:20:11,298 Then, why are we? 456 00:20:12,383 --> 00:20:14,135 I don't know if we know how to stop. 457 00:20:17,012 --> 00:20:19,306 Beth, I am trying so hard to get to that sweet spot with you 458 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,517 where we can be friends. 459 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,770 And I was doing pretty well up until about ten minutes ago. 460 00:20:27,690 --> 00:20:29,483 Just give me another chance, come on. 461 00:20:31,235 --> 00:20:33,779 I think we should cut our losses and... 462 00:20:34,905 --> 00:20:36,741 know that we did the best we could. 463 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:39,618 I'm gonna go see Katie. 464 00:20:43,122 --> 00:20:46,417 My dad's being, like, so unsupportive about my singing lessons. 465 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,918 Do you know what my potential is? 466 00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:49,420 Yeah, like, you could have a career. 467 00:20:49,503 --> 00:20:50,337 Like, tell me... 468 00:20:50,421 --> 00:20:52,757 This doesn't sound good 469 00:20:52,840 --> 00:20:53,674 Angelic. 470 00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,302 Hello. Hi. Can I see you in my office, please? 471 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:58,637 -Yeah, of course, yeah. -No, I wasn't talking to you. 472 00:20:59,638 --> 00:21:01,515 -Gina. -Gina. No, I was talking to Liv. 473 00:21:01,599 --> 00:21:02,683 "Talking to Liv"? 474 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,059 Oh, yeah, I'll... 475 00:21:04,143 --> 00:21:05,936 I'll be right there, for sure. Right now. 476 00:21:06,645 --> 00:21:08,022 Can you watch my bag? 477 00:21:08,105 --> 00:21:09,190 Yeah, of course. 478 00:21:15,988 --> 00:21:19,617 Why do I feel guilty for sleeping with my own husband? 479 00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:24,538 I might not be the best person to ask 'cause I was, you know, the Archie. 480 00:21:24,622 --> 00:21:26,916 Just tell me what to do. 481 00:21:26,999 --> 00:21:28,209 That's not me, I can't-- 482 00:21:28,292 --> 00:21:30,836 -Greg does the emotional stuff. -Yeah. 483 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:32,004 -Right? -Yeah, no, I know. 484 00:21:32,087 --> 00:21:33,798 You're the dad, he's the mom, whatever. 485 00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:35,591 I don't feel super comfortable 486 00:21:35,674 --> 00:21:38,177 talking about my sex life to Mrs. Doubtfire. 487 00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,512 He'd die if he knew I called him that. 488 00:21:39,595 --> 00:21:42,139 Are you kidding me? He loves that movie. 489 00:21:42,223 --> 00:21:43,224 Well, I mean, any movie, really, 490 00:21:43,307 --> 00:21:45,017 where a man dresses up as a woman. 491 00:21:45,100 --> 00:21:46,644 -The Birdcage. -Birdcage. Yeah, sure. 492 00:21:47,978 --> 00:21:52,775 I've kind of always done whatever the hell makes me happy, 493 00:21:52,858 --> 00:21:54,235 which doesn't always work for me, 494 00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:56,320 but that's mostly 'cause I'm pretty selfish. 495 00:21:56,403 --> 00:21:57,613 -You? -I know. 496 00:21:57,696 --> 00:21:58,948 -No. -I know. 497 00:21:59,031 --> 00:22:00,407 I know, shocking. 498 00:22:01,408 --> 00:22:05,913 But the thing is, my dear, you have the kindest heart. 499 00:22:08,582 --> 00:22:10,835 You might actually be able to pull it off. 500 00:22:15,297 --> 00:22:16,841 How was that? Did that sound like something 501 00:22:16,924 --> 00:22:17,883 a mom would say? 502 00:22:18,926 --> 00:22:20,094 I'm gonna ask Dad. 503 00:22:20,177 --> 00:22:21,846 Oh, alright, fuck it. Yeah, do that. 504 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:28,435 Do you know why I've asked you here, Liv? 505 00:22:28,519 --> 00:22:30,688 -Yeah, I think I do. -What you've been doing recently 506 00:22:30,771 --> 00:22:33,065 has been driving me absolutely insane. 507 00:22:33,148 --> 00:22:34,233 I mean, and I actually... 508 00:22:35,609 --> 00:22:37,862 -I was warned not to do this. -No, no, no, no, no. 509 00:22:37,945 --> 00:22:39,488 I, like, dated my high school band teacher. 510 00:22:39,572 --> 00:22:40,990 -Yeah. Yeah. -I can be discreet. 511 00:22:41,073 --> 00:22:42,491 -Wait, I beg your pardon? -Yeah. 512 00:22:43,325 --> 00:22:46,453 Oh. Oh, sorry, this Green Initiative shit. 513 00:22:46,537 --> 00:22:48,289 But you can't tell Gina about this. 514 00:22:49,290 --> 00:22:50,374 I get to. 515 00:22:50,457 --> 00:22:52,209 Oh! No, no, no, no, no, that's-- 516 00:22:52,293 --> 00:22:54,003 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I didn't mean that. 517 00:22:54,086 --> 00:22:55,212 That's not what I meant at all. Could you-- 518 00:22:55,296 --> 00:22:56,505 I would never do that with you. That's not-- 519 00:22:56,589 --> 00:22:57,840 That is no disparagement on your appearance. 520 00:22:57,923 --> 00:23:00,843 I mean, it's lov-- Oh, fu-- Okay, you just go. 521 00:23:00,926 --> 00:23:03,429 -Okay, just go, please. -Mixed signals! 522 00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:05,973 No, no, no, not-- Not mixed signals. 523 00:23:06,056 --> 00:23:07,683 But very-- Very clear signals! 524 00:23:10,936 --> 00:23:12,605 Just working late. 525 00:23:14,023 --> 00:23:16,650 -Putin, he's-- -Yeah, he's the best. 526 00:23:16,734 --> 00:23:17,943 Well, not... 527 00:23:20,195 --> 00:23:21,822 -Good night. -Good night. 528 00:23:28,746 --> 00:23:29,914 Pretzel! 529 00:23:33,042 --> 00:23:35,544 Are we fucking playing grab-ass? 530 00:23:35,628 --> 00:23:38,088 Come on, back to one. 531 00:23:38,172 --> 00:23:40,799 -I got all day. -Hey. 532 00:23:40,883 --> 00:23:44,011 Ugh, that's chunky. Hey, Coach. 533 00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:46,430 Greg Russo. Walt asked me to come by. 534 00:23:46,513 --> 00:23:47,806 I'm not sure you got-- 535 00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:50,935 Yeah, relax. I'm Jake. 536 00:23:51,018 --> 00:23:53,395 I know why you're here. Glad to have you. 537 00:23:54,396 --> 00:23:58,233 I'm on a whole new path. Working out, going to the meetings, the whole shebang. 538 00:23:58,317 --> 00:23:59,568 Great, great. 539 00:23:59,652 --> 00:24:01,320 I really appreciate your support. 540 00:24:01,403 --> 00:24:03,489 Oh, my pleasure. Happy to help. 541 00:24:04,865 --> 00:24:06,116 You think I can stay sober? 542 00:24:08,869 --> 00:24:09,703 I... 543 00:24:09,787 --> 00:24:12,039 -Well, we just-- -Ugh! If the answer's no, you just say it. 544 00:24:12,122 --> 00:24:14,792 No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm sure you got this. 545 00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:16,919 Thank you. 546 00:24:17,002 --> 00:24:20,422 I'm 100% hopeful. 547 00:24:20,506 --> 00:24:22,299 I needed that. It's been a day. 548 00:24:22,383 --> 00:24:24,176 My kid walked in on me in the garage last night. 549 00:24:24,259 --> 00:24:25,886 I was jerking off listening to Aerosmith. 550 00:24:25,970 --> 00:24:28,639 -Okay. -You ever look at your kid, 551 00:24:28,722 --> 00:24:30,557 and you know he thinks you're a loser? 552 00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:33,018 No. I have a daughter. 553 00:24:33,102 --> 00:24:35,270 Trust me, she thinks you're a fucking loser. 554 00:24:35,354 --> 00:24:37,231 -Sure. -Okay, well, 555 00:24:37,314 --> 00:24:38,857 enough about my demons. Go get loosened up. 556 00:24:38,941 --> 00:24:40,192 -You can jump in there. -Okay. 557 00:24:40,275 --> 00:24:41,902 Seems like it's gonna be fun. 558 00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:44,780 Guys, this is Coach Russo! 559 00:24:44,863 --> 00:24:45,948 Don't be dicks. 560 00:24:47,783 --> 00:24:49,034 Hi, Coach. 561 00:24:49,118 --> 00:24:51,245 -Go, Greg! -Yeah, Dad, go, Dad! Whoo! 562 00:24:51,328 --> 00:24:52,538 Skate backwards! 563 00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:56,333 -There he is! Coach is back! -Watch out! 564 00:24:57,793 --> 00:24:59,086 -Oh! -Ah. 565 00:24:59,169 --> 00:25:00,796 Oh, that was bad. 566 00:25:00,879 --> 00:25:02,506 I'm okay. I'm okay. 567 00:25:03,007 --> 00:25:05,551 I almost wish someone had told you to leave it alone. 568 00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,052 Well, I tried, Walt, 569 00:25:07,136 --> 00:25:08,929 but then I saw her wearing these bloody pink shoes. 570 00:25:09,013 --> 00:25:10,889 I don't think you should talk about what she was wearing. 571 00:25:10,973 --> 00:25:11,932 That's smart. 572 00:25:12,016 --> 00:25:13,142 Could we speed this along? 573 00:25:13,225 --> 00:25:14,601 Joanie and I already made the popcorn, 574 00:25:14,685 --> 00:25:16,478 and we're watching the first season of Pachinko. 575 00:25:16,562 --> 00:25:18,188 She won't let me turn on the subtitles, 576 00:25:18,272 --> 00:25:21,066 and I, honest to God, have no idea what's going on. 577 00:25:21,150 --> 00:25:22,317 -Walt. -Not a clue. 578 00:25:22,401 --> 00:25:24,153 Let's focus. 579 00:25:24,236 --> 00:25:27,740 Okay, as the Dean of Faculty, I don't think Professor Bates is at fault. 580 00:25:27,823 --> 00:25:29,283 Yes, see? 581 00:25:29,366 --> 00:25:31,243 Women helping women and helping men. 582 00:25:31,326 --> 00:25:32,619 -No. -No. 583 00:25:32,703 --> 00:25:34,413 But the lights going off in the academic buildings 584 00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:36,415 is a major liability, so I think 585 00:25:36,498 --> 00:25:38,417 that we should put a hold on the Green Initiative 586 00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:40,836 just until we research best practices. 587 00:25:40,919 --> 00:25:43,589 -Maybe a year or two. -That's interesting. 588 00:25:44,339 --> 00:25:47,468 You'll be able to put The Ludlow Review back in print. 589 00:25:47,551 --> 00:25:49,470 Bravo. I've been waiting for this. 590 00:25:49,553 --> 00:25:51,805 Oh, don't act like you knew this is what I would do. 591 00:25:51,889 --> 00:25:53,307 You see what he's doing? 592 00:25:54,725 --> 00:25:58,103 No. Sorry, I was sort of still thinking about my own thing. 593 00:25:58,187 --> 00:26:00,481 The young lady already said that it was a misunderstanding. 594 00:26:00,564 --> 00:26:02,983 Big misunderstanding. Yes. Yes. 595 00:26:03,067 --> 00:26:05,903 Well, yeah. I'd never sleep with a student. 596 00:26:07,071 --> 00:26:08,781 Well, I'd never sleep with a student of mine. 597 00:26:08,864 --> 00:26:09,907 That's a big no-no. 598 00:26:09,990 --> 00:26:12,159 And that's actually a big distinction that Sunny and I often make, 599 00:26:12,242 --> 00:26:13,911 and I'm very clear to make that. 600 00:26:13,994 --> 00:26:16,413 'Cause she's-- She's a post-grad student. 601 00:26:16,497 --> 00:26:17,956 It's more like a peer. 602 00:26:20,793 --> 00:26:22,461 I think I'm gonna go. Can I go? 603 00:26:22,544 --> 00:26:24,129 -Would you? -Sure. 604 00:26:25,631 --> 00:26:26,882 How does it look? 605 00:26:27,758 --> 00:26:29,551 -Ah! -Oh! 606 00:26:31,678 --> 00:26:33,055 You asshole. 607 00:26:33,138 --> 00:26:34,556 Fucker. 608 00:26:35,432 --> 00:26:37,101 -It looks better though, right? -No, I'm-- 609 00:26:37,184 --> 00:26:38,227 -No? -No, I'm gonna get wine. 610 00:26:38,310 --> 00:26:39,269 Do you want wine? 611 00:26:39,353 --> 00:26:41,021 -I could go for a wine. -Sure. 612 00:26:41,105 --> 00:26:43,065 Oh, could I get a straw for the wine, too? 613 00:26:43,148 --> 00:26:44,233 Thank you. 614 00:26:46,443 --> 00:26:48,695 -How's she doing? -She's gonna be okay. 615 00:26:48,779 --> 00:26:50,697 -Mm. -I guess. 616 00:26:51,615 --> 00:26:53,408 She did call you Mrs. Doubtfire. 617 00:26:54,618 --> 00:26:56,662 Oh, my God, I love that. 618 00:26:56,745 --> 00:27:01,125 Hello? Katie? How's my wine coming? 619 00:27:01,208 --> 00:27:03,252 Goddammit, Mom! 620 00:27:03,335 --> 00:27:04,419 I'm sorry. 621 00:27:05,754 --> 00:27:07,548 I'm biased, but she may be the best kid ever. 622 00:27:07,631 --> 00:27:09,424 I do not disagree. 623 00:27:09,508 --> 00:27:10,592 I miss her. 624 00:27:11,468 --> 00:27:15,389 You know, we're doing Thanksgiving in a couple of weeks, if you feel... 625 00:27:15,472 --> 00:27:16,306 coming. 626 00:27:16,932 --> 00:27:18,100 More than welcome. 627 00:27:19,977 --> 00:27:22,354 -You know what? -Wait, Dad, 628 00:27:22,437 --> 00:27:24,189 did you take this down 'cause I gave you shit about it? 629 00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:26,066 That's sad. If you love it, you should keep it up. 630 00:27:26,150 --> 00:27:27,192 No. No, no, no, no. 631 00:27:27,276 --> 00:27:29,236 Mom, he takes this with him everywhere. 632 00:27:29,319 --> 00:27:30,863 Oh, my God! 633 00:27:30,946 --> 00:27:33,824 That's the-- That's from when we were in Italy. 634 00:27:33,907 --> 00:27:35,576 I'm wearing the hat. 635 00:27:36,535 --> 00:27:37,995 Aw. 636 00:27:38,829 --> 00:27:40,914 Why do you still have that? 637 00:27:42,166 --> 00:27:43,417 I don't know, I... 638 00:27:44,418 --> 00:27:46,712 I guess it just makes me happy. 639 00:27:51,341 --> 00:27:54,803 Hello! Who wants wine? 640 00:27:56,096 --> 00:27:59,057 You know, you guys, I've got an early morning. 641 00:27:59,141 --> 00:28:00,767 -Oh, yeah. Yeah. -I'm gonna have to head up. 642 00:28:00,851 --> 00:28:02,060 No, me too. 643 00:28:02,144 --> 00:28:03,604 -Night, Mom. -Good night, sweetie. 644 00:28:03,687 --> 00:28:05,147 -Love you. -Love you. 645 00:28:06,481 --> 00:28:08,108 -Sweet dreams. -Uh-huh. 646 00:28:11,361 --> 00:28:12,362 Good night. 647 00:28:13,864 --> 00:28:14,990 I'm sorry. 648 00:28:16,366 --> 00:28:18,493 I thought you were... 649 00:28:19,786 --> 00:28:21,788 -I didn't know you still-- -It's okay. 650 00:28:21,872 --> 00:28:23,248 I'm getting there. 651 00:28:25,083 --> 00:28:27,294 Divorce is hard, as you know. 652 00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:30,130 You're doing it right, though. 653 00:28:31,131 --> 00:28:32,174 Clean break. 654 00:28:33,050 --> 00:28:34,051 Yeah. 655 00:28:37,054 --> 00:28:38,388 Honey, you don't have to stay here. 656 00:28:38,472 --> 00:28:40,182 I'm good. I'm good. 657 00:28:47,147 --> 00:28:49,149 You were conceived right after that picture was taken. 658 00:28:49,233 --> 00:28:51,360 -Oh, my God! -It's true. 659 00:28:52,236 --> 00:28:54,738 That could have been such a nice moment. 660 00:29:56,883 --> 00:29:58,802 Bye-bye.